Tuesday, January 3, 2012

A new element added to the periodic table.

Scientists have decided to add a new element to the periodic table. This element has been present on the earth from times unknown and have been headache for men around the globe.

The decision to add to the periodic table was taken unanimously by all leading real scientists across the globe. The details are as follows:

Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask!

Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. Very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
P.S. Not everything mentioned above is fictional and/or imaginary except the fact that no new element was added to the periodic table. Smile with tongue out

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